Note: For this entry, the BLACK text is Aaron speaking. The PINK text is Aunt Peg speaking. Also, as usual, you can click on the embedded photos to enlarge them.
Dear Aunt Peg:
This was our second day of playing at this course. Since we still had one game left to play and there was still one course we hadn't tried, we came back to play more at this fantastic course. With our final game, we decided to try the medium-level course, Chicken Egg-Spress.
At this hen-house they lay eggs cooked to order.
More of Old MacDonald.
Who is a really good human to his canine companion.
These cows also commented on your shots, like the horses did on that other course. They were also equally as frightening.
This pig was staring at me, so I had to get a picture, if only because it was kind of creepy.
Right - those aren’t porcine eyes!! Those are HUMAN eyes in a piggy face!!! Of course it’s creepy!!! I don’t think he’s really a pig at all!!! He’s an ALIEN!!!!!!!!!
This was funny. If you shot under the “security” dog house, the guard dog came out and said stuff at you!
Hole 11 looked out on the milking barn.
Look at the cat!! You know, I used to have a friend whose family owned a Grade C dairy. I think that means they mostly sold to cheese manufacturers. In any case, once they took the milking machines off the cows, the cats all came in and licked them clean!! I thought it was delightful. Perhaps the USDA wasn’t quite so enthusiastic.
Here’s another one of those pinball holes, only with what I think are gophers.
Right?? What ARE those beings??? Do they actually occur in nature?? Or is this course ACTUALLY an alien course, where aliens have designed what they THINK are our domesticated animals, only they’re all just a little bit OFF!!!!
More Heckle and Jeckle.
This was the first 2-tiered hole I can remember on this course. You putted into one of the two holes on the top, it went down the mud-making machine, and onto the bottom tier.
That pig looked very content.
That pig looks like an alien invader. You call that a pig???
Dad won another free game! For our free game, we played “Porky Putts” a second time.
See the pig-washer??
Right. You think that’s a pig-washer. That’s really a portal to their home planet!!
Statistics:
Par: 40
Aaron: 41
Barb: 38
Paul: 36
Difficulty (1-6 putts, 6 putts being the most difficult): 2 putts
Rating (1-10 balls, 10 being the most wondrous): 8.5 balls. I really loved this course. It was awesome.
Free game Statistics: (“Porky Putts”)
Par: 43
Aaron: 41
Barb: 39
Paul: 40
WHOA!! Dig all those scores!! My relatives are hot golfers!!
Coming soon: Black Light Pirate Golf at MagiQuest, Pigeon Forge, TN
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